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abril 14, 2012 in Chistes

EL LORO, EL MAGO Y EL TITANIC

En la última noche del Titanic, un mago estaba brindando un espectáculo de magia.

El mago comenzó su número, e hizo desaparecer su sombrero.

En eso un loro atrás del auditorio comienza a gritar:

Lo tiene detrás de él!!!, Lo tiene detrás de él!!!c

El mago molesto continúa con su número y hace desaparecer un conejo.

En eso el loro grita:

Lo tiene debajo de la mesa!!!, lo tiene debajo de la mesa!!!.

Y así, durante todo el número, el loro fastidió al pobre mago.

Pero justo después del espectáculo, el crucero choca contra un iceberg y se hunde.

El loro y el mago se salvan quedando a la deriva solos en el mismo bote.

Pasaron muchos días sin que ninguno se hablara.

De pronto el loro habló y le dijo al mago:

– Enga ya ioputa, me rindo…, ¿Dónde cojones has metio el barco?

 

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